I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby. Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me.

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Too funny not to post. From The Onion:

Rockin’ Party Dude Strongly Recommends Additional Drinking

LOUISVILLE, KY—Self-described party dude Phil issued a strongly worded recommendation to fellow houseguests at 3:15 a.m. Saturday, urging the universal consumption of one to two additional brewskis in order to keep the assembled partygoers from totally wussing out. “Come on, where’s everybody going?” said Phil, who according to witnesses was wearing a 1980s-era Iron Maiden T-shirt in what appeared to be a non-ironic manner. “Drink up, you lightweights!” Observers noted that Phil’s strategy of shaking the keg and citing the resultant sound of sloshing liquid as evidence the party was not yet over might have been effective had he not lost consciousness moments later. As of press time, Phil has still not resumed rocking.

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