Alright, Sock Goblin. This time you’ve gone too far! It started with my SmartWool running sock. Just one of them. You even had me blaming mom for its disappearance. But then you had to go and take one of my black-and-white-striped knee-high socks AND one of my snowman slipper-socks. You couldn’t just leave it alone, could you? You couldn’t just take one of my plain white tube socks, could you?
Oh, scratch the snowman sock. I just found it. BUT the running sock and the knee-high sock are still missing! I WILL avenge their disappearance.